Your Ebola comes with a free frogurt

I was listening to NPR on my way to work today, the news report was about a recent Ebola outbreak in DR Congo. The reporter said "some good news out of the outbreak, a pregnant Ebola patient gave birth. She died but the baby survived. The infant has Ebola." WTF!! How is that good news??

Here is how it all went down:

Radio: Some good news out of the outbreak, a pregnant Ebola patient gave birth

Me: aahhh J

Radio: She died

Me: ohh L

Radio: but the baby survived.

Me: aahhh J

Radio: The infant has Ebola.

Me: WTF??

I felt like I was in that Simpsons scene where Homer buys a cursed Krusty doll:

An Ebola patient gave birth today.  That’s good!  The woman died.  That’s bad.  Her baby survived. That's good!  The baby has Ebola. That's bad. But the Ebola comes with a free frogurt.  That’s good.  The frogurt has Ebola.  That’s bad.  But you get your choice of topping. That's good. The toppings contain potassium benzoate. 0_o That's bad. …Can I go now?