Scientifically accurate TMNT

This post is about turtle anatomy.

This video

led to a Google search which yielded these result:

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2007/04/29/terrifying-sex-organs-of-male/
http://io9.com/5919870/the-terrifying-sex-organs-of-male-turtles

which got me thinking...who is the person that gets a male turtle all worked up and then yanks him off of the female to snap pictures of the turtle's penis?  Also, got me thinking about the poor male turtle...thinking he'll be getting some and then... oh cruel fate...