Monday, March 25, 2013

Once Upon a Time: Selfless, Brave, and True

Spoiler alert for Once Upon a Time: Selfless, Brave, and True

Last night's episode of Once Upon a Time was nice only for the fact that we didn't have to hear suicidal Snow curled up in a ball under her comforter the entire episode.  Otherwise, the episode was meh.  The whole show is going down hill and unless it redemes itself in the remaining episodes, I'm taking it off my Fall 2013 list.

1.  I still don't like the fact that Snow killed a slew of soldiers in the Enchanted Kingdom and didn't have a blacked heart, but killing Cora, WHO IS TRYING TO ANNIHILATE HER ENTIRE FAMILY AND LOVED ONES STARTING WITH THE MURDER OF SNOW'S MOTHER, gives her a blackened speck.

2.  I guess having a blackened heart also makes you lose control over your own body and start slapping old people.  But honestly, after the shit Geppetto pulled, he deserved a slap.  I mean he's the reason that Emma grew up without parents and without knowing who she was and the reason Snow missed out on her child's first everything.

3.  How do you tase to death a man made of wood????  Ummm, did the writers forget their highschool physics class?  Wood does not conduct electricity very well, at most, Emma, Snow, Charming, and Henry should have been making smores and singing Kumbaya.

4.  On that note, what a waste of a last breathe!!!  Instead of repeating "she's" why not just say "Tamara...wants...magic".  Side note: Who uses a rotary phone??  Even in the '80's!

5.  How did Regina just guess that Greg was Owen?  And I hope they go into how Tamara and Greg/Owen met.

6.  The past two episodes did very little, to nothing, to move the plot forward.  Also, I wish there was more about the characters we're already invested in rather than this new evil character.  And other than wanting his dad back, what does Greg/Owen want with magic?

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